Batman vs El Chapulín Colorado (Batman 1966 vs Chespirito)

"A Hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles" - Christopher Reeve

Batman,World's Greatest Detective

El Chapulín Colorado,Mexico's Greatest Hero

a Hero...a beacon of hope that shines upon the city and they will do anything in their power to protect the Innocent and defend what is right...but,not every hero is this perfect example of courage,sometimes they are very,very cheesy and you bet that i love every tiny bit of cheesiness. Will Chapulin's astucia be too much for Batman? or will Chapulin see in POWS AND KABLAMS! Time to Find out!

Before We Start…

Most outside media for these two are already canon to begin with,for example. the Chapulín cartoon is canon to the original series and so is the comic books. The same goes to Adam West Batman. The comics and animated movies are canon. But should go without saying,no arkham or fortnite Scaling as those are simply skins. It is also important to note that many episodes/comics of Chapulín are considered lost media so we sadly wont be able to cover every episode because televisa sucks.

And massive thanks to everyone who made Chapulín calcs on VsBattle,i had no idea the series was so well researched and it saved me form a massive headache and also Axorandom_ who did one of the Batman calcs.

Batman:

Used:

Original Movie and TV Show
Batgirl (Short)
Legends of the Superheroes
Batman '66 (Comics)
Batman '66 Meets The Green Hornet
Batman '66: The Lost Episode
Batman '66 Meets the Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Batman '66 Meets Steed and Mrs. Peel
Batman '66 Meets Wonder Woman '77
Batman '66 Meets the Legion of Super-Heroes
Archie Meets Batman '66
Solo #7
Animated Movies
Other appearances in DC Comics (Example: Batman #135)
Canonical Material from other series that Batman scales to (Example: The Green Hornet)

Not Used:

Arkham Origins
Arkham Knight
Lego Batman 3

Chapulín:

Used:

TV Show + Crossovers with other Chespirito Shows
Original Comics
Chaves & Chapolim (Brazilian Comics)
Animated Show
Chespirito
Los Supergenios de la mesa cuadrada
Chapolim x Drácula: Um Duelo Assustador
Canonical Material from other series that Chapulín scales to (Example: El Chavo)

Not Used:

Fortnite
Fall Guys
Rocket League
FIFA 20
Los Colorados (not out yet lol)

Background

Batman

"some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!"

You all know Batman's backstory by now,after walking home with his parents one night,Bruce sworn to conduct a vigilant crusade after witnessing his parents murder at the hands of criminals. but he needed something,something to strike fear in the hearts of criminals and make them remember his face,his name. a BAT...man,he in-fact liked it so much to the point he slapped bat- into every single piece of equipment he made. Storing them all in a secret underground cave.

and while he was Batman by night,he was gotham city's top philanthropist Bruce Wayne by day. but don't think he was throwing all his money on hookers while he was Bruce Wayne as he started using his money to not only fight crime by night but also build a better gotham by day. it was then that he met a young orphan,Robert Dick Grayson. Taking him in as his own and teaching him how to be a hero. To become the boy wonder!

and after enough time,the dynamic duo had become famous throughout the world and beloved by gotham. so famous in-fact to the point they became members of the justice league of america,and gotham was better than it could have ever been,however when The Joker learned about Bruce's secret identity,he had no other option other than killing him. isolating himself in an immense depression.

but after meeting Wonder Woman and getting a talk and finally being able to talk about his regrets with another person,Bruce was able to let go and finally become a hero once again.

El Chapulín Colorado

"¡Síganme los buenos!"

¡Mas agil que una tortuga! ¡Mas fuerte que un raton! ¡Mas noble que una lechuga! ¡Su escudo es un corazon! ¡Es...El Chapulin Colorado! Not much is know about Chapulín's Past but surprisingly enough "Chapulín" isn't any kind of alias,as that is his actual real name,his father was a entomologist and he decided to name his son after...a bug. the names of four insects on some pieces of paper and luck decided that the name Chapulín was chosen. (Father of the Year right there)

Upon meeting a gentle old scientist who saw his generous heart. Chapulín was given the necessary equipment to become a hero. Working alongside his life-long friend Tripaseca who would eventually turn to the dark side and become his mortal enemy. But even-so Chapulín still had a duty to serve,the duty to protect the innocent. You can call him anytime,anyplace and he will come running to save the day. It dosen't even matter if you are in a completely different time period or a completly different planet. he will be there as soon as you call for help.

Experience And Skill

Batman

During Batman's extensive career against crime he has encountered a variety of opponents form the Joker to the Penguin To Trained Ninjas. Batman has a very good memory and with it he was able to master many techniques such as the Indian Trance or different forms of meditations and skills form different traditions. He knows Bessarovian and has shown to be especially good at escaping traps and making plans to exploit the weaknesses of his opponents. He can swap objects without his opponents realizing. keep his mind sane while going trough torture specifically created to make someone insane,paint False fingerprints which would require extremely steady hands.

Knows how to to immobilise a nervous system,blink at the exact frequency to nullify the effects of mind control and has of course,mastered multiple forms of combat and speaks multiple languages. easily becoming one of the most skilled people in all of Earth 66 and to top it all off he's a good surfer,all of which we will get into soon. Not to mention being part of his universe's version of the justice league and fighting alongside other heroes. that's not even getting into his detective skills and his vast education. Though none of these feats are that surprising for someone like Batman who has stated and shown to be in peak human condition.

El Chapulín Colorado

Chapulín is naturally a trickster and isn't above using dirty tricks,being able to outsmart and trick his opponents into making fools of themselves and make traps for them,Chapulín has fought all kinds of different enemies over time not only being limited to time periods but fairy tales,robotic copys,karate masters,trained soldiers and even secret agents with said secret agent even being able to turn invisible. He studied at the mexico institute but only reached the second year of high school before dropping out.

Despite of that he's a quick learner,he was able to master how to control a flying rock form another planet in a short amount of time and how to counter his opponents on multiple occasions. he also claims to once have been part of a superhero team which included Superman and Batman (hey! that's his opponent). No wonder he's considered the #1 enemy of all evildoers in the universe!

Equipment

Batman

Batsuit

The Adam West Batsuit is not only timeless but also comes with a Anti-Thermo Bat-TShirt that can even protect you form large explosions and the suit itself is completely made of acid proof material and has a glideable fire proof cape,the cape also possess has a button on it capable of heating it to extreme temperatures even being enough to nullify freezing.

The boots of said suit have built-in rockets that allow him to fly at high speeds and springs that launches Batman high into the air. It's not explained where but he also wears anti-short circuiting brain bat-electrodes. The mask has Polarized Bat-Lenses that Allow Batman to see clearly even in blinding light and get used to these over-the-top gadgets. You will be seeing a lot of them. And of course like many other batsuits,it can be used to perfectly hide in the dark.

Utility Belt

a Handy Dandy belt that always has what Batman needs and with "what Batman needs" i mean what the plot needs. It also comes with a built-in alarm that can bring Batman out of trances,a transmitter for the batmobile and a communicator that can be increased to 20,000 decibels (holy shit).

Batarangs

Batman's weapon of choice when it comes to taking out criminals at long range,they can be used as a climb up tool and are extremely durable being capable of protect your spine form being broken and by Bane of all people. It can also serve other functions,such as having a rope tied to it to climb buildings or tie up criminals. They also come with a fire variant and a explosive variant that as the name implies are capable of causing explosions. Duh.

Batshield

A Completely bulletproof portable shield that is capable of unfolding itself. It can also protect someone form possible explosion-rigged environments.

Batcuffs

Extremely strong prison cuffs used to detain even the most hardened criminals. No lock needed.

Batzooka

So...what happend to that whole "Batman dosen't use guns" thing. Anyways,the batzooka is a bit inconsistent on what it does exactly but we will just assume they are all the same to avoid confusion,in the movie. The Batzooka was shown shooting blasts of what looks to be sonic waves that can reach deep in the water as shown above. However in season 1 of the TV show it is used to shoot a rope into high buildings. In season 2 onward it works like a actual bazooka,you know for blowing stuff up and in the animated movies it shoots a powerful red beam.

Mini-Batzooka

Unlike the original bat-zooka,this comes with a iron sight and can be fired in quick succession but besides that and being pistol-sized. It should work the same way.

Laser Gun

a Small Laser Gun that shoots a yellow laser at a long distance.

Batpellets

A Pellet that can cause either small explosions of smoke or release a large amount of smoke passively with both uses being able to stun someone if aimed accurately. It can also serve as a quick get-away or as a method of blocking the opponent's vision. Besides them,Batman has three other types of pellets who serve different purposes.

Boiling Oil Neutralization: Transforms boiling oil into rubber.

Bat-Knockout/Wake-Up Gas: They explode on impact,releasing a gas that can wake up and knock out the opponent.

Radioactive Bat-Pellets: a good way to track people.

Batsprays

Besides the obviously very useful and necessary shark repellents that we will get into soon. Batman has used a variety of other sprays and repellents most of which are even more situational. But you know what they say,it's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.

Batsleep and Batwake: When Batman needs to safely transport someone inside the batcave without them knowing,both the batsleep and the batwake prove themselves to be quite effective when it comes to securing his secret identity.

Batnesia: As a last resort,he has a can of who can knock you out and erase your memories.

Oceanic Repellent Batsprays: Afraid to go swimming? that something in the deep ocean will just catch you while you're not looking? well with these repellents you no longer have to fear any overgrown fish. There are 4 in total. shark repellent,whale repellent,manta ray repellent and barracuda repellent. It's not that useful in this matchup but it lets you solo sharknado.

Anti-Lethal Fog Batspray: Counters lethal fog pellets by emitting non-lethal fog.

Bat-Wax-Solvent: a Spray that can remove wax from human skin with little to no danger.

Crocodile Repellent: An altered version of the shark repellent that works on crocodiles.

Bat-Anti-Oil-Spray: A Orange spray capable of stopping mechanized enemies on their tracks.

Bat-Anti-Isotope Spray: An anti-radioactive spray that even allows its user to survive being lowered into a nuclear silo.

Anti-Blast Bat-Powder: Capable of protecting Batman form explosions.

Multi-Purpose Emergency Sealent: Seals Mr. Freeze's suit to prevent him from dying.

Batantidotes

When you are fighting crime everyday,it is very import to prioritize your health,that's why Batman carries a kit full of different pills and antidotes.

Bat-Cillin: Can heal someone form bullet wounds instantly.

Anti-Radioactive Bat-Pill: Protects Batman form radiation.

Sad Pill: These basically work like reverse antidepressants and make the user sad and immune to laughing gas.

Anti-Penguin-Gas Pill: Makes the user immune to Penguin gas.

Bat-Antifreeze: Makes Batman immune to being frozen by Mr. Freeze's ice gun.

Counter-Hypnosis Bat-Pellets: Makes Batman immune to mind control.

Universal Drug Antidote: A Pill that serves as a antidote for any drug no matter the quantity.

Bat-Antidote Powder: Works the same way as the universal drug antidote.

Bat-Evil-Essence-Antidote: Heals people transformed into Two-Face-like creatures,returning them to normal.

Bat-Anti-Antidote: Makes Batman immune to...antidotes?...what?

Batclaws

Allows Batman to climb on walls.

Bat-Ear-Plugs

Helps block out noise.

Bathook

A Portable hook used to hang objects.

Batjets

Portable Jets that can be attached to a surface to create a force against it.

Batkey

Can open any lock.

Batgauge

Can be used to search for hidden doors.

Bat-Homing-Transmitter

Can be placed on any object to track it via the batradio.

Batmagnet

A Small Magnet tied to a rope used to disarm enemies. Batman also keeps a superpowered magnet gun in the batmobile.

Batscooter

It may look goofy but staying close to the ground can be surprisingly useful when it comes to crime fighting.

Batkerchief

Even caped crusaders need to cry sometimes.

Batduster

To dust off his crimefighting compatriots.

Battweezers

They're like tweezers,but very different

Batmakeup

Disguises Batman perfectly as Alfred.

Batdummy

Used to imitate Batman & Robin when they aren't around or shouldn't be present. It also comes with a Bruce Wayne dummy.

Batinverser

Reverses the polarity on electrical cables running into a pool so that they turn it into a giant magnet.

Oxygen Mask

A Mask with a 20 minute oxygen supply that allows Batman to breathe underwater,underground or in laughing gas.

Infrared Eye Goggles

Allows Batman to see and fight in the dark.

Pipe of Fog Bat-Reverser

It can reverse smoke coming from a pipe...somehow.

Anti-Mesmerizing Bat-Reflector

Used to reflect Mad Hatter's super instant mesmerizer.

Remote Control Bat-Computer Oscilator

Batman can use this to operate and find information on the batcomputer from a distance.

Bat-tape Reader

checks for abnormalities in recorded sounds.

Bat X-Ray Deflector

Used to reflect any type of radiation in an instant.

Anti-Mechanical Bat Ray

Can stop the mechanical functions of a large boat from a distance.

Alphabet Soup Bat-Container

Perfect for when Batman needs a quick snack.

Fish

Why would you keep this in a utility belt?

Bat-Gravity Boots

Boots that allow Batman to walk on surfaces in zero-gravity.

Diving Suit

Helps Batman walk and breathe underwater.

Battracer

a Small Tracer that can be placed on enemies and tracked by the Batmobile.

Batshovel

Literally just a normal shovel with a bat logo.

Emergency Bat-Scissors

He used this to cut through a net trapping him and the Green Hornet.

Radio Earphones

Can be adjusted to block out sonic hypnosis.

Spy-Bat

An automatic drone that can be tracked by the batmobile. In the original TV show it can be controlled remotely.

Cold Bat-Compress

Created with Mr. Freeze's technology, helps reduce swelling.

Bat-Freeze

Another piece of Freeze's technology,this was used to freeze off a substance holding the batmobile's wheels.

Throwable Mask

It works very similarly to the batcuffs except it's used to shut someone up.

Latex Mask

Lifelike latex masks.

Batradio

A Small Radio capable of changing frequencies,it can emitt a high frequency capable of stunning bats or match the frequency of missiles to destroy them. It can also track any object by using a bat-homing-transmitter.

Batbridge

Shoots a suspended ladder bridge.

Bat-Head Lamps

Helps Batman see in the dark.

Nose Gas Filters

Can protect Batman form chemicals.

Batmobile

Ah...the batmobile,the car you always dreamed of driving no matter the version and Adam West's version is one of the best there is! powered by atomic batteries that can be connected to someone for a massive shock,it is almost indestructible,being immune to explosions and when it needs a quick speed boost,rocket boosts can be activated. It comes with many different gadgets including a megaphone connected to it which is perfect for dispersing mobs,a emergency lever for when he needs to make a quick turn (for some reason he also has a entire service for picking up the parachutes). it counts with a button that repairs the batmobile's tires automatically and it can shoot out fireworks.

When it comes to offensive power,the car comes equipped with a "bat-beam" capable of destroying walls,lasers built into it and it also comes with safety measures capable of extinguishing fires from the inside or opening a net to cushion falls,of course you got to prevent it from being stolen which is why it comes with a anti-theft activator that can be disguised as the start button,prompting would-be thieves to call themselves out. It is also important to know when a crime happens which is why he has a radio that can access police channels.

It is also able to track other vehicles with tracers or with the utility belt and even track smells,it also comes with a "bat-deflector" that redirects tracking signals but he has other means of making a quick getaway like dispensing smoke form the back. The windshield of it is tinted so that it can view infrared dust and of course Bruce dosen't even need to be in it to begin with since it can be remotely controlled or autopiloted and to prove Batman has a sense of humor,it also comes with a "BATtering ram".

Inflatable Batmobile

a Decoy batmobile that is able to fool Falseface.

British Batmobile

a British version of the batmobile,it comes with a "bat-beam" capable of destroying vehicles.

Batmobile-J

a Japanese version of the batmobile that kinda looks like a hotdog for some reason,but it dosen't only look delicious. It can also shoot powerful sonic blasts.

Batcycle

a Bicycle that comes with a detachable compartment that doubles as a kart,it can eject the user at a high distance with the simple press of a button. And like the batmobile,it also comes with a battering ram.

Bathovercraft

a Hovercraft used to travel terrain inaccessible to the Batmobile.

Batboat

a Boat that can travel trough the seas at high speeds.

Batsub

Like The Batmobile,The Batsub uses atomic batteries as a power source,when there's something in it's path,the batsub can simply deploy the net-cutter atough unlike most boring real net cutters this can cut trough steel though the strangest of all is that Bruce took a page out of Spongebob's book and learned how to create fire underwater.

Batcopter

a Helicopter used to fly,it can also be summoned remotely.

Batjet

a Jet that comes with a turret and bombs full of bat-evil-essence-antidote.

Whirly Bats

Gyrocopter-like chairs that allow a single person to fly at high speeds.

Bat-Jet-Skis

Rocket-propelled Skis to cross the snow quickly.

Batrocket

As if being able to travel trough roads,water and air wasn't enough Batman has a fully functional rocket that doubles as a space batmobile.

Robot Batman

A Robot Crimefighter built by Batman and Professor Overbeck,it programmed by recording Batman's approaches to different scenarios being able to act on it's own and it became so advanced to the point it could solve riddles on it's own. It's also extremely strong being able to easily carry cars around and lift heavy safes. The Robot's soles have rocket boots in it and can be used to climb on walls,the extendable arms of it comes with a powerful flamethrower or a net used to capture criminals. The Bat Symbol on it's chest can open to dispense a foam that can incapacitate hostiles or a small buzzsaw and last but not least it's head comes with small wipers that keep its viewport clear.

Batcomputer

a Highly advanced computer that produces hints and answers questions for the dynamic duo,it is powered by a huge diamond,far more pure than any normal diamond. When it needs more computing power,Batman can activate a accelerated concentration switch that increases it's power.

Miscellaneous Batsuits

Batman has quite a few of batsuits he dosen't use that often,including THE GOAT ZEBRA BATSUIT!

Miscellaneous Equipment

Adam West has so much stuff and we would be here all day if we went trough every single thing he has ever used. Hell,most of these don't have much to even talk about so we will speedrun trough the minor stuff real quick.

Rope

Binoculars

Surfboard

Lockpicks

Flashlights

Swatter

Explosive

Air Pumps

Oxygen Tank

Knife

Sword

Fencing Sword

Brass Knuckles

Spear

Horse & Lance

Bears

Wonder Woman Bow

El Chapulín Colorado

Chipote Chillón

Don't be mistaken by its squeaky hammer nature,this is a powerful weapon of mass destruction,with a single good hit to the head it can knock out any foe that may come his path and even send them flying. it can deflect bullets and heavy objects like boulders. It allows Chapulín to jump high into the air,seemingly cure spells and if he ever does lose it? it can return to his hands with a simple whistle. Mjolnir who?

Pastillas Chiquitolinas

Chapulín's famous shrinking pills,upon drinking one of these Chapulín can reduce his size and still keep his strength,though they do have a time limit with them only lasting about 10 Minutes resulting in Chapulín needing to return to normal size.

Chicharra Paralizadora

Upon being aimed at a person or object it will immediately create a high frequency and freeze them and they will stay frozen until the horn is used once again. though Chapulín most of the time uses it by accident even freezing himself once.

Fake Moustache

By wearing this cartoonish moustache this....guy. can become completly undetectable to friend or foe. Actully why are we even including this? that's cleary not Chapulín!

Watch

a High-Tech Watch created by Dr. Andonuts,it is normally used when Chapulín needs advice but since we aren't allowing outside help it's kinda just a...really pretty watch now.

A Miniature Jetpack used by Chapulín in order to fly to a asteroid where a space pirate lives that planned in disintegrating the earth with a device (god,this show gets weird).

Toy Spaceship

A Toy Spaceship Chapulín used to explore the cosmos like he always dreamed of doing. How did he turn a toy into a functionable spaceship? uh,i have no idea.

Time-Traveling Bicycle

Don't worry this isn't immeasurable Chapulín or anything like that,but a bicycle that allows the user to open portals trough time itself atough they dont seem to have any control to where they go,or should i say WHEN they go (hehe)

Mannequin

a Mannequin wearing Chapulín clothes that he used to fake his death.

Samson's Wig

The Hair of Samson (yes the one form the bible) after putting this on,Chapulín not only had his strength is multiplied by 500 to 600 times but his durability is also increased dramatically and just like the actual bible story,cutting the hair can negate this strength permanently

Invisibility Ink

A Mixture of paint and medicine created by a scientist,it turns everything it touches invisible.

Magic Ring

A Magical Ring that can grant any wish the user desires no matter what it is,even extending to granting world domination and complete slavery,thankfully the wishes Chapulín does make with it aren't anything like that as he only used it to fight crime (and dick around for a few minutes) and then proceeded to return it to it's owner.

Chapolim x Drácula Items

Hammer: After jumping on a candle,Chapulín gets a chipote chillón.

Arrows: After jumping over arrows 20 times, Chapulín becomes temporarily invincible.

Lamps: Pauses all enemies on screen.

Life Boxes: Gives Chapulín a extra life.

Powers and Abilities

Batman

Genius Intellect

As the world's greatest detective,Batman is no stranger to dealing with people like The Riddler and his riddles,which on it's own it's impressive since The Riddler is constantly able to outsmart entire police departments but his sheer intelligence is used in way way more impressive ways than just solving riddles,he has other skills like being exceptionally good at chemistry. But one of his main advantages is probably is being able think of how to get out of lethal situations in the spot trough quick calculations,exceptional memory and problem solving.

he's able to calculate the trajectory of a bullet in seconds or the exact trajectory that he would be launched while in a giant catapult and those are only 2 examples,this happens very often proving just how much of a quick thinker he is. And it gets all the more impressive when you remember that he likely built most of his gadgets,some of which can change dimensionalities.

Vehicular Mastery

As you have probably noticed,Batman has quite a handfull of vehicles to his name and probably the most surprising part is that he can pilot all of them with little to no difficulty.

Hand-to-Hand Combat

Should be pretty self-explanatory,as you would probably expect,Bruce is a master of hand-to-hand combat. He's so good in-fact to the point words just appear when he punches someone.

Boxing

Bruce practiced pugilism in prep school and easily beat The Riddler in a boxing match.

Archery

Bruce has taken private lessons about archery,and they definitly seem to have paid off well enough since he can hit a moving boat form a relatively long distance.

One-Handed Swordsmanship

It is exactly what it sounds like,a type of swordfighting to use...well,only one hand. Batman could fight and beat multiple people at once using this method of swordsmanship.

Fencing

While we are on the subject of swords (and before you ask,no these do not fall under the same category) Batman has been stated to be the best fencer in the entire country and has defeated a fencing instructor in seconds.

Spear Combat

But Batman's Skill dosen't stop at different types of sword fighting or different types of martial arts,he also seems to have a decent amount of experience and training in Spear Combat.

Khoomei Throat Singing

Batman used this to repel scorpions which...dosen't really seem that useful in this matchup but you gotta admit it's still pretty cool so i wanted to give it it's own section,sue me.

Lockpicking

Batman maxed out his skyrim lockpicking skills and can get out of a lock in mere seconds.

Superhuman Stamina

Batman was stated to be able to hold his breath for 22 minutes and in another much more impressive feat. Batman was able to fight 300 of his villains non-stop before eventually being overwhelmed. even though he had help form Robin this is still a mind blowing feat.

Superhuman Willpower

Batman's sheer willpower has shown itself to be so strong to the point he can completely negate effects of drugs,keep his mind sane while going trough torture and force his body to start lucid dreaming and move while in a dream.

Supernatural Luck

Lady Luck is always on Batman's side,he has escaped the hands of death on multiple just by sheer coincidences such as his helicopter falling exactly on a foam rubber wholesalers convention or a dolphin jumping at the exact moment a missile was about to hit Batman.

Batdance

Woooe! look at him go!

El Chapulín Colorado

Antenitas de Vinil

Basically a spider-sense on crack,while it may look like some sort of equipment at first,these are directly connected to Chapulíns body though he has been shown without his hood before which is pretty gross when you think about it. It's like having detachable ears,they can detect presence of criminals and dangerous situations in general,decode and translate every language in the universe and secret codes,call for help form entirely different planets,capture readings of toxic or hazardous materials,receive requests for help,transmit any Radio Frequency,resist mind control and They also come with a "Super Speed" Mode that,well increases his speed.

y ahora quien podrá defendernos?

Okay,so this will require a bit of assumptions due to Chapulìns episodic nature,so there seems to be a way to to summon Chapulín and it will work no matter the time period and it can even work if you are on a different planet. by saying "y ahora quien podrá defendernos?" Chapulìn will appear and solve your problem or at least attempt to,and this happens no matter what,he kinda just pops into existance as seen above.

Hell,he dosen't even need someone to actully call for him,someone just thinking about it or Chapulín just subconsciously imagining the idea of someone in need of help,even though he's not there to begin with is enough. And mind you,he imagined someone imagining a entire episode without even knowing. Now is it time travel? conceptual existence? a unwritten rule in the universe? No one really knows since its never explained. But it does lead to some very weird continuity problems.

Genius Intellect

Chapulíns intelligence is a bit inconsistent,he's usually clumsy and very inoccent but when the situation calls for it he can be almost competent and weirdly enough Chapulín has a NASA-like company that focus on building spaceships and he does seem to be somewhat involved in the construction of the ships itself and know how the components of it operate,with said Ships being much more advanced than any real ship in our world. being able to travel to Planets such as mars,saturn,jupiter and many others. and in the same episode it is revealed that he built a maid robot resembling a human that is able to help with the construction of the ships.

Vehicular Mastery

Chapulín was able to pilot a spaceship trough space,avoid getting hit by multiple asteroid sand sing a song while piloting it even though he had no prior experience.

La Yegua Voladora

A Mexican Wrestling move Chapulín uses often,by holding someone's arm or head,he is able to perform a quick takedown.

Flight

Atough rarely used,Chapulín has shown the ability to fly in a vertical position. or even graciously float in the air. That...seems like it would come in handy more often. While flying he is able to perform the "toque de chivo de reparador" a martial arts move that works as a headbutt form the back as seen above.

Teleportation

Chapulín can seemingly teleport,he's always appearing in places he didn't go into and has even showcased to ability to vanish on-screen as seen above or in here.

6th Sense

Chapulín possesses "that 6th sense for alerting unexpected danger". Said 6th sense seems to allow him to dodge bullets without even seeing them or in complete darkness.

Toon Force/Regeneration

Chespirito's world has been consistently shown to operate in a cartoony way on multiple occasions and Chapulín of course also has this ability,he has been shown on multiple occasions to be able to defy all logic and physics for the sake of a joke and like many other toon force users he also comes with a very strong regeneration being able to come back form being completly flattened,being stabbed multiple times,being sucked into a turbine and probably most impressive of all being shattered into little pieces.

Broadway Force

Chapulín is a really good singer,which results in everyone around him having a jolly ol' time.

Super Jump

Chapulín can jump,really,really high in-fact so high to the point he can leap form the bottom of the ocean.

Elasticity

Also kinda falls under toon force but i feel like it's useful enough to deserve it's own section,this has only been showcased a few times in the cartoon but chapulín can stretch his arms to ridiculous proportions and his body does have a rubberhose nature to it in certain occasions.

Time Manipulation

Chapulín can advance or reverse the time by messing with a clock.

Dream Manipulation

Chapulìn can not only see dreams but also physically interact with them,bringing them into the real world and turning them into a real object.

4th Wall Awareness

Chapulín constantly nods and talks to the audience,aware of being in a TV show and even promoted his own products. Not much to be said

Immersion

Chapulín can somehow jump inside or out of a television,maybe that's how he goes into stuff like fairy tales and other fictional stories? though thats just a theory of mine.

Non-Physical Interaction

Chapulín can physically interact with ideas and thought bubbles,punch someone so hard to the point the tattoo in their body sinks,and interact with a magazine as if it were a real person. Not to mention interact with objects form dreams (as seen in dream manipulation)

Supernatural Luck

While he claims to calculate each movement,it's all kinda bs instead Chapulín seems to have this almost supernatural amount of luck to him that makes things always go his way even when the odds are stacked against him. tripping benefits him,problems just kinda solve themselves and when his enemies attempt to harm him it ends up backfiring on them. But probably the biggest showing he has had of this luck is when a thug that was about to kill him got kicked then proceeded to fall,accurately target the trajectory of a bag sending a big rock flying then hitting his own head. You legit can't make this up.

Self-Sustenance

Chapulín can seemingly breathe and survive in space and underwater.

Necromancy

He brought back a room full of dead people by telling them to follow him. no. It's never explained how.

Resistances

Batman

Love Inducement: Resisted Marsha's love dart,which no man had done before.

Mind Control: Made himself immune to mind control by studying recordings of a mind control audio while in a state of meditation.

Mind Reading (Kinda): Bruce was able to completly block out the part of his brain about his crime fighting identity to stop any potencial Mind Readers form discovering his secret identity,atough the rest of his brain can still be read.

El Chapulín Colorado

Cosmic Radiations/Extreme Cold: Chapulín has been consistently shown to be able to survive fine in space.

Electricity: Shrugged off being stuck in the surges of loose electrical conduits while in his tiny form.

Mind Control: His Antenitas can resist mind control.

Conceptual Manipulation: Harmed and Defeated The Martians even though they were so advanced to the point "violence" as a concept didn't exist anymore.

Forms

Batman

None.

El Chapulín Colorado

Duende

Probably one of the strangest endings of Chapulín where for some reason that is never elaborated on,he turns into a Duende and the entire episode turned out to be a dream Chapulín gave to a couple Freddy Krueger style.

Feats

Batman

Overall

Became Gotham's Greatest Crime Fighter
Joined the Justice League of America
Defeated The Joker,The Penguin,The Riddler and many other fearsome foes
Played by the GOAT Adam West
Gotham's Best Surfer
Got banned form Aspen Colorado due to sleeping with too many women

Attack Potency

Speed

Durability

El Chapulín Colorado

Overall

Became famous world-Wide even being well-know in other planets and time periods
Defeated Alma Negra,Dr. Lobstein,Tripa Seca and many other fearsome foes
CEO of N.A.C.H.A
Is a icon of Latin America
Was in Blue Beetle
Canonically Superman's Son

Attack Potency

Speed

Durability

Can survive being beaten by his opponents regularly
Was Engulfed by collapsing tons of debris from an abandoned mine and came out unharmed

Something similar happened here

Survived a Explosion that destroyed a brick wall
Survived being sucked into a turbine
Survived a Explosion (0.0013 Tons of TNT)
Tanked getting hit by a Asteroid (763.31 Tons of TNT)

Scaling

Batman

The Green Hornet

Even though he's not a DC property,The 60s Green Hornet show has been confirmed to be canon to 66 Batman and take place in the same universe,him and Batman have crossed paths on a few occasions even fighting on par with one another. So they should obviously scale to eachother.

El Chapulín Colorado

El Chavo Cast

While Chapulín is often shown as nothing more than comic books in El Chavo,Chapulín has appeared in the villa before,not to mention El Chavo has also appeared in Chapulín and there are other instances where most if not all of the Chespirito Shows are shown to take place in the same universe. Though Chapulín has been said to not be real in one moment but be real in the other even having a episode going into the "real world". But that's mostly just the shows being inconsistent. There are way more instances of Chapulín being real than not.

Chavo and Chapulín didn't exactly have a 1v1 but considering we are comparing civillians to a actual superhero i'd say he should upscale by quite a bit. But still you shouldn't underestimate them especially since they have a lot of impressive feats and some of Chapulíns best Scaling comes form them.

Doña Florinda can send Don Ramón flying (976.58 Joules)
Señor Barriga flattened Don Ramón
Ñonõ can destroy all the continents of the earth by jumping (See Before Verdict)
Kiko can create planets and stars (56.93 Foe) (See Before Verdict)
The Entire Cast survived being electrocuted
Don Ramón can survive explosions (73798 Joules)

In the animated show Dom Ramón tanks a bigger explosion in a remake of the original episode (Wall - Small Building Level)

Civillians

This one should be esay,as i said in the El Chavo section. Chapulín should be stronger than the average civillian,especially since he's the one saving them form danger most of the time and even ends up harming them accidentally sometimes.

Villains

Chapulín Rogue's Gallery is absolutly massive,pirates,witches,mad doctors,cowboys. even Adolf Hitler is a villain in Chapulín (this is not a joke) and while most of them do physically beat Chapulín up,he always finds a way to defeat them be it physically or by using his equipment,so he should obviously scale.

Before the Verdict

Are Superfriends and Adam West Batman the same?

No. No they're not,Adam West just happend to voice Batman in Superfriends and New Adventures. besides that there are many things keeping both Batman's form being the same. Batgirl and Gordon's designs are different (they aren't the only ones Catwoman,the Riddler and many other designs have almost no similarity to the 66' Series). no Aunt Harriet or Chief O'Hara,Their version of the Justice League and Superman are different and they come form completely different earths with Adam West coming form Earth 66 and Superfriends taking place in Earth 1956.

Universal Communicator

Probably the most infamous Batman "feat",his belt has a built-in communicator that can be increased to 20,000 decibels but...Do you have any idea of how much 20,000 decibels is? The loudest continuous sound possible in Earth's atmosphere is 195 decibels and that is already enough to instantly kill anyone in 10 meters,4000 decibels which dosen't even come close to the full number would force the earth to collapse into a black hole. Now,could this be calced? yes. But is it worth it? absolutly not because the feat itself kinda feels like a nothing burger.

Bruce could destroy the universe if this was actully 20,000 decibels but what actully happens in the scene is...he,stuns a tiger for a few minutes with no visible damage to the environment. the writers just cleary didn't know how big of a number this is and it's obviously not meant to be a universal weapon of mass destruction especially since its a single statement said by the narrator with nothing else to prove this to be true and even if it was legit it would be considered a massive outlier.

Are Half of these Feats even legit?

So as you can probably suspect by now,Chapulín is very,very strong but in a honestly some of these feats sound a bit too good to be true. So we will go over the more debatable ones and see if they are valid or not.

Are the Chapulín Speed Feats Outliers?

Everyone already knows Chapulín is faster than a turtle but that's putting it very lightly,he has showcased MFTL+ speeds,this particular calc is fine. a bit questionable due to the nature of it being a song,constantly cutting in different locations so we don't exactly know how much time passed but even if we lowball it,it's still a massive number,he has showcased other FTL feats so is it fair to put him at such a level? tecnically yes and it's not out of the realm of possibility but these two calcs have such a massive gap to the point it's really hard to overlook the jump in speed. We will keep the MFTL+ feat in mind since it is basically as valid as you can get but i just think the jump between FTL and MFTL+ is too big to be his actual speed. The FTL one seems way more believable but that could change form person to person.

Continental Ñonõ

Yeah,i feel like this one is the easiest to debunk so we will go over this quickly,so in this clip just by jumping Ñonõ is able to completely shatter every continent on earth,but on the next scene everything is back to normal. Do you see the problem here? the earth shattering is very obviously a gag feat,an exaggeration because Ñonõ is such a fatass,anyways moving on.

Solar System Kiko

And last but not least we have solar system Kiko,which,yeah no. No one in the verse have even come close to such levels and once again the feat mostly just looks like a visual gag which the El Chavo cartoon is full of.

Weakness

Batman

Batman is prepared for everything...except when he isn't. you see,he has this tendency of always getting caught by surprise,being left open for a attack and walking right into traps. Batman is a gentleman but sometimes he's too much and gets charmed,letting women off the hook pretty easily and refusing to fight them at all even when they happen to be criminals...unless you're Batgirl.

El Chapulín Colorado

Even with how powerful Chapulín is,he's still very cowardly and clumsy. usually afraid of the enemies he faces,getting easily tricked and making many mistakes during his fight against crime in the worst possible time. which he trys to brush off as just a tactic and his antenitas are very sensitive and when someone pulls them he seems to feel a lot of pain and he states that he needs to use glasses but he usually doesn't put them on which...definitely explains a lot. And much like his opponent,Chapulín is a pretty big womanizer leading to him getting distracted often.

Verdict

_GhostOfHollownest_

HOLY UNPOPULAR MATCHUP BATMAN! You all were probably expecting Japanese Spiderman. Well first of all i just like this matchup more but there's another reason we will get into soon,but first? Verdict time!

Stats

Okay,first of all AP...well,yeah there's a big difference. So we couldn't really find anything to calc for Batman,all we know is that on his own he can reach around street to wall level and with equipment he can get to Small Building level,impressive but not enough to compete with Chapulín,who can easily dismember someone...jeez and with scaling he should get a more consistent Wall level,but it's not the end of it since he likely should scale to his own durability which can reach at it's highest City Block level AP and durability,and then there's the wig that multiplies Chapulín's AP and durability by 500 to 600 times and oh boy,let's do some math. so we multiply 763.31 Tons of TNT by 600 leaving us with 457986 Tons of TNT,but where does that put Chapulín? well using a energy converter we get 0,4579 Megatons aka Large Town.

Moving on to speed,both have been able to dodge bullets but that's when their comparisons end,it dosen't really matter if you do or don't believe FTL - MFTL+ Chapulín,his slowest calculable speed feat is still Mach 10 which is way faster than anything Batman has done and this is him at his slowest since i genuinely believe that FTL is a valid position for Chapulín. So Mach 10 - MFTL+ > Subsonic.

We already kinda went over the durability so uh...just read AP. It's basically the same result.

Hax and Equipment

So Hax,Batman dosen't really have any powers besides having straight up supernatural willpower,luck and stamina. Which are all extremely useful,especially luck who can be straight up broken sometimes but sadly Chapulín kinda does the luck thing in a much more impressive way,Batman can't even catch him by surprise since Chapulín has not one but two spider senses and one of them can turn him into a speed force user! (man,i'm having Spider-Man vs Batman flashbacks) he's also really fucking hard to kill,Bruce would have to resort to disintegration because he has been straight up shattered into little pieces and was basically fine seconds after! He can do a time huh? with only a clock and teleport out of dangers way so yeah Chapulín takes it easily.

Gadgets,that's basically Bruce's whole thing. he has a gadget for everything,every situation he's prepared for what comes,with a bag full of antidotes and other medicinal meds,a charming utility belt,vehicles for any road,river or air,and his masterpiece Robot Batman which turns this into a 2v1. One puff of his bat-sleep gas and Chapulín will be sleeping with the fishes,so he takes this right? Well he takes quantity but not quality,his chicharra paralizadora is pretty much a insta-win,especially with his superior speed,there's The Samson's Wig which we already discussed and we all know how strong that is,there's the wishing ring who could just wish ol' Bats was never born and even if Batman is able to kill Chapulín,he has extra lifes.

Intelligence and Experience

Now this is where Batman shines! yes,Chapulín has moments of genius,but that's all they are,moments,he is constantly stupid. While 66 Batman is one of if not the most intelligent version of Batman,this mf legit found a way to change dimensionalities just in case he ever got turned 2D,he's solving riddles in seconds. There's no outsmarting him because he's prepared for everything.

Experience is a very debatable point,so of course Bruce has more experience in combat and martial arts,that's no secret. But the enemies Chapulín faces are people Bruce never went against in his life like Godzilla (we almost got it tho),he has legit been around in every historic moment form WWII to The Wild West,Chapulín is like a time-lord. So Batman takes Combat and Training Experience while Chapulín has went trough more shit.

Resistances

Yeah so,they don't really have resistances that useful,Chapulín has resistance against Conceptual Manipulation which is really fucking strong but Batman dosen't have Conceptual Manipulation,the only one i see being useful is Chapulín resistance to Electricity which makes the atomic batteries hurt less so...

Wincons

magic ring,win by brute force,chicharra paralizadora,going inside Batman's butthole and gro-okay,i will stop. Sadly Bruce dosen't have many wincons,Chap kinda just walks trough everything he throws at him.

Final Thoughts..

So,when i started this i thought it was gonna be a little bit closer,the whole reason i didn't Spider-Man v Batman was because i didn't really want Bruce yo be stomped and that turned out,well but still i genuinely think it's a very fun matchup,i grew up with both of these series and it was great to revisit these shows form my childhood,too bad Bruce didn't pack a bug spray because this grasshopper just hopped his way to victory. DAMN,THAT WAS GOOD.

Advantages and Disadvantages

Batman