(BONUS BLOG) The Bulk vs Tinky Winky (The Amazing Bulk vs Slendytubbies)

"Why He Ourple? 😂" - @.aatidya.r

The Amazing Bulk, The Green (Screen) Goliath!

Tinky Winky, The Monster Teletubby (Terrifying, i know.)

Someday it's the day of the hunter, and sometimes it's the day of the hunted. The Purple Giant, who just wants to be left alone, and the Purple Zombie-like Abomination, who hunts everything it sees. But can Bulk get away and escape his fate? Or will Tinky Winky prove Bulk to not be so amazing? TIME TO FIND OUT!

Before We Start…
The Bulk is extremely easy to find out what to use; he...basically just has one movie, you have probably seen a few novels around, and i had my doubts, but according to Wikipedia and the director of the original film. they are official, so we will use them too. It's not really that hard. Tinky Winky, on the other hand, is a bit more complicated. Some games are canon, some games have a few canon parts but aren't entirely canon, and some games aren't canon at all, so, since this matchup is very much not meant to be taken seriously, like at all, we will composite Tinky Winky to avoid headaches. This blog was supposed to come out before the Not-Death Battle, but due to us discovering the book sequel it ended up taking longer, but Bulk did get a few new calcs due to NDB, so i'm kinda glad we waited.

Bulk:
Used:
  • The Amazing Bulk 
  • The Amazing Bulk DVD 
  • The Return of the Amazing Bulk 
Not Used:

Tinky Winky:
Used:
  • Slendytubbies 1 
  • Slendytubbies Alpha 
  • Slendytubbies: Anniversary Edition 
  • Slendytubbies 2 
  • Slendytubbies 3 
  • Slendytubbies 3: The Apocalypse DLC 
  • Slendytubbies 3 Mini-Series: What comes after 
  • Slendytubbies: Dipsy's Workshop 
  • Slendytubbies 2D 
  • Slendytubbies: Worlds 
Not Used:
Background
The Bulk
"Well. it ain't Barney the purple dinosaur!"
The Hulk! Incredible, immortal, and indestructible. We are...not talking about him today; he's busy fighting Godzilla after all. We are talking about something better; stop me if you've heard this one before. Dr. Henry was a man like any other; he had his own fears, his own achievements, and people who mattered to him. Including his girlfriend, whom he was ready to finally ask in marriage. And he had to balance this all with his job as a scientist tasked with creating a super soldier serum. Dr. Henry failed and failed and failed.

The General, however, did not accept failure and prohibited Henry from marrying his daughter unless he started showing results in his research. And one night, the serum actually works! after testing it on himself for whatever reason. He becomes THE AMAZING BULK! As he stalked through the night, he killed a mugger who had just killed a hooker. However, his wallet was at the scene of the crime, granting him a knock at the door from two cops. Who were already suspicious of his involvement in the murder.

Henry returns to the scene of the crime to investigate only to be caught red-handed as he transforms once more into the Bulk. After the best chase scene ever, one of the cops is brutally killed. And so, Henry is arrested. However, the General needs him for something, for a crazy lunatic is destroying the whole world. And if Henry was successful, the General would give him the antidote. However, after saving the world, the general betrays Henry, and after another chase scene, he dies... But he survived! And after breaking into the general's house to talk to his girlfriend, he dies trying to take revenge on the general. But he survived! And so, Bulk still lurks in the night. So, watch out, because he's not just mad; he's purple. 

Tinky Winky
Over the hills and far away, Teletubbies come to play! But there were 4 very special ones, those being: Dipsy, Laa-Laa, Po, and of course! Tinky Winky. These 4 Teletubbies were known as the Quadrant, and they were trapped in the Main Lands to just be an experiment under the watchful eyes of The Guardian, if they tried to leave their memories would be erased and they would be sent back. But hey! What they don't know won't hurt them right? They spent their days just having fun, whether it be something as simple as playing with a ball or eating the mysterious pink substance known as tubby custard. However, one day something went wrong, Tinky Winky had eaten a tubby custard like usual, but he changed, he turned into a monster and killed his 3 friends.

The Guardian who was watching them caught wind of this, and traveled to the Main Land to collect the custard and find out what was wrong. The Guardian found Tinky Winky and tried to reason with him, but it was far too late, Tinky Winky was already long gone. Now, I'm sure you're wondering how this could have happened, who would do such a thing? Well I have your answer. 

It was that vacuum! Now bear with me for a second! Noo-Noo infected the custard because he saw the Teletubbies as weak and simple-minded, by turning them into these mindless bloodthirsty drones he believed he was making them "better". Ultimately, despite The Guardian killing him, Noo-Noo had already won, the infected just kept growing in numbers and there was no way to undo what he did. So, if you're in a forest and you see a purple figure...I would start running, because you're in the wrong land, and if you're not careful? You may just end up like the other 3 people he was close to.

Experience And Skill
The Bulk
 Genius Intelligence
 You won't see Bulk solving complex math questions while he's in his Bulk form, but while he's in his human form. Dr. Henry is an absolute genius. I mean, how many scientists out there have you seen creating a serum that turns you into a giant Play-doh monster? He was also able to create another serum that he used to cure The Bulk and remove The Bulk form his body. And probably the most impressive of all, Henry was able to discover dimensional travel, but that's a story for later.

Control
Over the course of the sequel book, Hank gained more and more control over the Bulk, which allowed him to have at least some control over the beast. Such as reigning control over his own body before turning into the Bulk.

Tinky Winky
Taunting and Playing with Food
Even though Tinky Winky started out just being able to scream as loud as possible, he was eventually able to learn how to speak and play with the fear of his victims. This is especially shown in Slendytubbies 2's Tinky Tank's voicelines. That presents a way more psychotic and taunting take on Tinky Winky, not shown in other games. In the first and second games, he also likes to mess around a bit more, flashing disturbing images to scare The Player and messing with their head by trying to trick them.

Deception (Trolling)
We will cover this more in-depth later, but in the Alpha of the first game, Tinky usually isn't hostile when he's far away; he comes at you all friendly, and when he gets close enough, he transforms into his infected look. He does this trick every time, just to see how many times The Guardian can fall for it.

Equipment
The Bulk
Failed Serum
One of Dr. Henry's many failures when it comes to creating a super soldier serum, after the fucking greatest montage of all time, Henry tests this on a rat only for it to be completely disintegrated and erased from existence. Poor little fella.

Failed Cure
During The Return of The Amazing Bulk, Henry spent a very long time trying to perfect a cure for The Bulk, and with these attempts came failures. Some failures showed similar results to the failed super soldier serum, but one of these cures showed a bit more gruesome results; upon being applied, the rat twitches and is immediately transformed into a bunch of white and pink spheres.

The Cure
After countless sleepless weeks, Henry finally did it. He created a cure for the Bulk; even if accidentally, it does have a chance to kill him, but it was worth the risk, and so, the Bulk was no more.

Serum-114
The Serum Dr. Henry used to become the Bulk; this took months and months to show any kind of results and was originally meant to be a super soldier serum. In fact, it...actually works! And all it took was yet another amazing montage! It can heal and bring things back form the dead with only a small dose, although when used on a human, you bring The Bulk into your body. But there's more to it, This serum is made from an "exotic matter" that is not from earth. In truth, it comes from the "depths of the Multiverse" and is a "blazing conflagration of untamed energies such as those seen at the dawn of new universes, spanning the width of many realities and exerting the corresponding gravity of such." He "somehow received its energies through the serum." (wtf...)

Well, huh...due to some of the chemicals put into the serum, it sadly can't be recreated, which means when Henry did want The Bulk back, he was in a bit of a pickle, but under the right light frequencies, the molecular nature of the crystal is agitated. Which causes it to create dimensional warps. But that does seem to take days and need a machine that emits a specific light to work.

Photo of the General
Henry just carries a photo of General Darwin around for some reason; upon looking at it, he gets mad and transforms into The Bulk.

Fake Mustache
As it turns out, the general's moustache was never real, and he just had a bunch of these fake ones in a jar. Since Hank was supposed to be dead, he had to use one of these to go undercover.

Tinky Winky
Tubby Custard
 The Tubby Custard is pretty much an addiction for Teletubbies; But this specific custard does a bit more harm. This custard seems to have very unusual properties such as seemingly being able to glow in the dark but that's not that weird compared to what might happen if you consume it. Due to being tempered with by Noo Noo, this custard kills anyone who eats it and in a matter of hours, transforming them into a zombie-like creature. If an already Slendytubbie consumes one of these, they will mutate in a matter of seconds, growing in size and becoming stronger. They can also explode and release a gas-like substance, whether this is able to transmit the infection by breathing it is unknown, but I'd say it's likely.

Powers and Abilities
The Bulk
Limited Air Manipulation and Weather Manipulation
We will keep this brief. When Dr. Henry gets pissed off, he starts to form a tornado around his body, which eventually disappears to reveal our dear Bulk. In the sequel novel, the tornado is described as also having purple lightning crackle around it.

Size Manipulation
Like everything in this movie, Bulk's size is inconsistent. So inconsistent, in fact, that some scenes show him becoming as tall as buildings and grabbing helicopters in his hands. This is a weirdly consistent power too, which, in turn. Makes my previous statemant inconsistent. one of the main ways Bulk uses to kill people, is by growing in size and squashing them flat. Maybe this is why this is considered a "kaiju" movie on so many websites even though it literally isn't at all. But this does have an explanation that makes some sense: as the temperament of the Bulk increases, so does his size; the angrier he gets, the bigger he gets. And when he starts to calm down, he shrinks in size.

Rage Power
"The madder Bulk gets, the stronger Bulk gets" similarly to the green giant, Bulk's rage directly increases his strength, the more rage is build inside of him, the harder he hits.

Regeneration
After fully mastering the Amazing Bulk form, Henry was granted the ability to regenerate from any of his injuries with enough time, such as when he got slashed but regenerated the knife wounds quickly.

Limited Perception Manipulation
The Bulk's true colors are unknown to human eyes; with our primitive minds, we can't grasp his color, so our brain makes us think he possesses a purple color when, in reality, his true being is beyond our understanding.

Resurrection
 "Bulk ain't just amazing. Bulk is immortal!" Killing Bulk is not enough to actually kill him; he has been shown quite a few times rising from his grave, for example, if he dies while in human form. He will eventually come back as the Bulk after a few hours.

Tinky Winky
Infected Tubby Physiology
As you have seen in the background section, the Tubby's in Slendytubbies have a very...unusual history, to say the least. I can understand humans becoming unicorn bear TVs, but zombie unicorn bear TVs are where I draw the line. And to think this whole thing started because of custard. Any Tubby who eats the Custard pretty much straight up dies and comes back as a zombie, unable to feel anything; they can't feel pain, they can't feel fear, nothing. Being able to see perfectly in the dark, full of animal instincts, hunting prey after prey. and after killing their prey, it spreads, the infection is given to the person they killed. adding them to the forever growing army of Slendytubbies. not even showing a tiny bit of fatigue, just spending days and days mindless wondering.

But that's not where the story ends since, as time passes, they will start to mutate and become stronger, grow in size (which is already insane since the average Teletubbie is 10ft tall). And grow new limbs. They also seem to become somewhat smarter with time, as Tinky Winky went form only screaming to being able to form sentences and play with the fear of his victims. They also get a few neat abilities that we will cover soon, however it is important to note that just because a infected has a ability, it doesn't mean all of them do, as i said mutations happen. So you can either get cool lightning powers or...idk, have a extra arm in your forehead. 

Minor Smoke Manipulation and Teleportation
Teleportation is a go-to power for any horror villain, and Tinky Winky is the most horrifying of all (that sun baby still haunts my dreams). Twinky Winky here usually likes to teleport close his victims to get them by surprise; this ability is shared by other infected, such as Laa-Laa. During survival mode, however, his teleportation works a bit differently; every time he teleports, he leaves a puff of smoke behind. Sometimes he uses this to escape from gunfire.

Illusion Creation
a power present in the first and second games; while playing, you have a chance of having some very lovely images of Teletubbies pop up on your screen, not at all disturbing. 

Shapeshifting
In the Alpha version of the first game, Tinky Winky's main way of attacking is by tricking you by approaching you with his friendly appearance, Lulling you into a false sense of security, before transforming back into his infected look.

Duplication
During Slendytubbies 1, Tinky Winky has shown the ability to duplicate to reach more players more easily.

Telekinesis
As seen above, he can move a tubby custard with his mind; that's it. There's not much to be said about it.

Invisibility
During Slendytubbies 2D, Tinky Winky is invisible for most of the game and can only be seen once you flash a flashlight in his direction, causing him to be revealed. One big disadvantage, however, is that he becomes completely still once a flashlight is pointed in his direction.

Regeneration
Dipsy and Dipsy's head are actually two separate characters; Dipsy was beheaded and became the headless Dipsy, while his decapitated head was eventually able to regenerate the rest of his body, resulting in two Dipsys walking around, Tinky Winky should be able of replicitiating this.

Technology Manipulation
A few of the infected are able to make the guardian's camera start to bug.

Lightning Manipulation
In the survival mode of Slendytubbies 3, every infected Slendytubbie has a set of abilities that they can use to try to kill the survivors. In Tinky Winky's case, he becomes The God of Thunder for some reason. and can summon lightning. He can use 2...well, 3 abilities that manipulate lightning; during his base form, he has Lightning Shot and Lightning Blast. However, when he becomes Tinky Tank, Lightning Storm replaces Lightning Blast.

Rock and Fire Manipulation
Similarly to Lightning Shot, Tinky Winky can call upon a flaming meteor from his antenna, causing high damage to anyone it hits.

Death Manipulation (Debatable, See Before Verdict)
This is a very weird power that probably needs more discussion, so the OG game was pretty much JUST a Slender clone with almost nothing different about it except Tinky Winky was there. And like Slender, if you look at him too much, you die instantaneously. I have a few problems with this ability, but we will get into them soon enough.

Immortality
Being a...well, reanimated corpse. Tinky Winky can survive a lot of abuse; even some of the weakest Infected, like The Newborns, can survive being shot multiple times, with other Infected like the main four being able to survive entire rounds of machine guns, chainsaw slashes, and shotgun blasts. Even after losing multiple limbs, Infected can keep on living, like how Dipsy was able to live without a head or how The Guardian was able to survive without his legs.

Non-Physical Interaction
All of the infected can hurt Shadow Tubby and Ghost Girl.

Resistances
The Bulk
Extreme Heat and Radiation Manipulation: Was fine while inside a burning castle while in his human form and survived a nuclear explosion and was undamaged.

Electricity: Unharmed by Lightning.

Tinky Winky
Empathic Manipulation and Fear Manipulation: All of the infected are completely mindless and have never really showed any kind of emotion or fear, only having one thing in mind. Kill, kill, and kill.

Temperature Manipulation: The infected don't need warmth and cooling.

Pain: Due to being completely infected, they can't register or feel any kind of pain. As we have covered in "Immortality," Infected can be shot, slashed, blasted, and decapitated and feel nothing at all.

Forms
The Bulk
Henry "Hank" Howard
Unlike the absolute chad that is Bulk, Henry is a total wimp, a nerd, a geek, if you will. He's...not very strong, at least not as strong as his gooey purple form. And not that durable, he can pretty much get knocked out by a punch. But Henry is surprisingly very smart; being a renowned scientist, he was able to create all of the serums we covered a while ago. 

The Bulk
You won't like Henry when he's Angry, because when he is, he turns into an horrible beast beyond human understanding, Standing at 14ft tall, when he's in this form his mind is completely filled with nothing but pure anger and rage, but other emotions can bring him back to human form. Henry seems to somewhat remember what happens when he's Bulk and he can even seemingly stop himself from hurting innocents, even with anger clouding his mind.

Mastered Bulk
The Bulk's final form, a balance between monster and man...you might even call it some kind of...Professor Bulk, eh? Hank had to get The Bulk back somehow, and so, he embarked on a long journey to the ends of the multiverse. Hank stared back at madness and let madness stare back at him, he reached the Chaos Rift. Where he met an old man, as it turns out, the Bulk is something more; the Bulk was a title passed down from person to person, and people blessed with this power were once considered gods. He was then teleported into the stars, where a bright light brought him back to his dimension. When he came back, he and Bulk were one. Now Henry can switch between his human form and his bulk form whenever he feels like it; no anger needed. Henry simply has full control over the beast now. And thankfully now, The Bulk form never seems to truly get tired, having a infinite supply of stamina.

Tinky Winky
Tinky Tank
HOLY SHIT, WHY IS HE SO BUFF?! Well...as we covered a few minutes ago, mutations can make an infected Tubby grow in size and power, and you can definitely tell the changes done here, especially with this insane amount of muscle mass and scars. This version usually likes to take things a bit personally and punch you into a bloody puddle.

Tinky Craft
You’re playing Minecraft in a cave lookin’ for diamonds. That’s funny, I’m in the same cave lookin’ for min-

Feats
The Bulk
Overall
  • Created a super soldier serum and became The Bulk
  • Died and came back to life
  • Saved the world form Dr. Werner
  • Had the greatest chase scene of all time
  • The entire film was shot on a green screen (Peak Filmmaking)
Attack Potency
Speed
Durability
Tinky Winky
Overall
  • Killed Dipsy, Laa-Laa and Po
  • Evolved and Mutated
  • Was Patient 0 of the Infection
  • Probably the best Slender-Clone out there
  • Totally slays in a Tutu
Attack Potency
Speed
Durability
Before the Verdict
Did Bulk survive that nuke?
This feat is in kind of a weird situation, which is mostly the fault of how messy this movie's plot is, so what happens is that, General forgot his name, decides to straight up nuke Bulk, which leads to both the general and the love interest thinking Henry is dead. But hours later, Henry reveals himself to be alive. So, what did happen? Did he survive? If you remember a while ago, we talked about Bulk's resurrection, where he can come back from the dead. So you could argue that's what happened; he just came back to life. But the way Henry phrases it sounds like he never actually died in the first place. "Tried to kill me" "He thinks that he succeeded". But if that's not enough, in one of the deleted scenes, after being hit by the nuke, he grows in size and destroys the jet that dropped the nuke. While i am aware it is deleted, it does add context as to if and how he survived. So i think, for me at least, this is a very clear cut feat. But since the scene was deleted you could make arguments for it not being valid.

The Amazing Bulk Cosmology (and does he scale to it?)
Yeah, even The Amazing FUCKING Bulk has a cosmology, and it gets surprisingly high. Let's start with the obvious: a multiverse exists in The Amazing Bulk. It has been stated to exist multiple times; the very serum that made Henry become the Bulk came from the "depths of the multiverse".

So we already have a solid base multiversal cosmology, but Henry's odyssey to bring The Bulk back did give us more information of just how big it is.
The very first part of the multiverse Henry saw is some kind long tunnel, with a portal at the end. This tunnel is compared to the castle of Ysbaddaden Bencawr of Welsh mythology and the infinite staircase of Super Mario 64. Making this seem to be infinite in distance. Thankfully we don't get Immeasurable Bulk because the portal soon swallows him up.
He was then transported in a deeper layer of the cosmos where he felt everything, every kiss, every taste, every smell. 
He then found himself in the very heart of the Chaos Rift, a place where logic doesn't exist and madness reigns supreme. Do you remember that amazing escape scene form the movie? With the flying dog and nuke luigi? They all come form here, yes, they did, in-fact give us a canon reason for that batshit insane scene. But the worst of it all is that this dimension constantly tells you dad jokes. Horrifying.
The last layer of the multiverse that Henry visited was a room with a old man in it, that old man was one of the Bulk's of the past, one of the original people that carried its power, there, he learned the truth about everything and how The Bulk was a title passed down. After a bright lighy bringed him to a starry place. He came back to his original dimension and him and The Bulk were one.

So, Bulk has a Multi cosmology, but does he actully scale to it? No lol, he never did anything that could justify it, i just wanted y'all to see how insane this gets.

Does Tinky Winky actully have Death Manipulation?
As previously covered, the first game is pretty much just a Slender clone, and like Slender, you can die by just staring at the spooky Tubby behind you. But is it a valid hax? Can Tinky Winky kill something with a simple look?! Is he unstoppable? No. Altough stated in the wiki, this is simply not true, sure, he gets faster and will eventually catch up to you. But he still needs to touch you and isn't able to kill you by staring into your soul. It's hard to see due to how fast he's moving, but unlike Slender. This isn't a mechanic in-game. This is also an ability shown in one game and one game only, which shouldn't be a problem since it's a composite, but no other infected has ever shown the ability to do this; even Tinky Winky's strongest form can't do this. And it just wouldn't make sense for the stronger form to be straight up weaker for no reason. 

Weakness
The Bulk
Most of Bulk's weaknesses such as loss of intelligence or turning into Henry by feeling other emotions were eventually nullified by the mastery of the Bulk form. However, he can still be harmed by one thing. Chaos Rift Crystals, the very thing the serum is made of. Kinda like kryptonite, but besides that? Not many weaknesses.

Tinky Winky
 Due to being completely mindless, Tinky Winky isn't really the smartest tool in the shed. Not that he's an idiot. It's just that he's pretty much as smart as an animal who only thinks about hunting and killing. so he could be outsmarted pretty easily. And while you might think the infected are unstoppable, they can be killed before evolving, which causes them to not be able to regenerate. As we also covered, Flashlights can cause Tinky Winky to become completly still in Slendytubbies 2D. You can't always win with composites, gotta take the good with the bad.

Verdict

Stats
We won't really have teams for this one for a reason you will understand later, but let's focus on AP for now. In his normal size, Bulk can reach around 0.0115 tons of TNT, aka around the small building ranges of AP. Tinky, even at his strongest, can only manage 170.62 kilojoules with 4.78 tons of force, not TNT, force. But AP becomes even more of a massive wash for bulk once you consider his size manipulation, which can reach 60.9 tons of TNT.

Speed should be somewhat clear-cut; the highest Bulk has ever gotten is 900 m/s, which is certainly not bad; on the contrary, it's very impressive, but...well, Tinky can dodge lightning, which should be more than enough to blitz Bulk.

Durability should also be obvious; Bulk can tank nuclear explosions (23.41 tons of TNT), while Tinky can tank...RPG shots. To be fair, you can scale Tinky to his AP, but even then, the difference is just too immense.

Hax and Equipment
When it comes to sheer quantity, Tinky probably has more Hax overall; Bulk mostly just punches hard, but let's compare them anyways, starting with the useless ones. A few of Bulk's abilities, such as Perception Manipulator or Air Manipulation, are passive and simply can't be used in combat in any kind of way. On Tinky's side, NPI, tech manipulation, and lightning manipulation are useless. But now let's talk about the good stuff. Size Manipulation and Rage Power will keep increasing Bulk's strength as long as he keeps getting angry, and Regeneration will heal any damage caused by Tinky. But the single best ability on Bulk's side is his immortality, it does take a while. But it still makes him borderline impossible to kill. Now for Tinky Winky, outside of lighting which probably wouldn't do much, Tinky can summon meteors which would allow him to keep a safe distance, invisibility makes him extremely hard to find, duplication would allow him to gang up on Bulk, Illusion creation would confuse him, you get it by now, Tinky just has way more variety. Even if it might be overshadowed by Bulk's resurrection.

Equipment actually doesn't matter too much here, but though both have the potential to one-shot with their equipment, neither can truly pull it off. Henry has a wide variety of serums that might be able to kill Tinky in mere seconds, such as the failed serum and cure, which would destroy Tinky's body from the inside, but here's the thing: Tinky is just way too fucking fast for Bulk to do shit. Tinky has a different problem. The custard might be able to kill him, but he has one, a single custard. The fatass will likely eat it. And even then, he's likely not smart enough to force-feed Bulk. I'm not sure how he would force-feed Bulk at all since he's so much stronger. The gas might work, but Bulk would need to cut it for it to come out, and why would he do that? So both have similar problems; if I had to choose, I would go with Bulk having better equipment due to numbers and his options not locking out one of his forms.

Intelligence and Experience
Bulk should take this pretty easily; by the end of the sequel novel, Bulk and Henry were one being. With all of Henry's intelligence being intact on the Bulk's body. Which means Bulk is a straight-up genius, and Tinky is way closer to an animal; he can speak, and he can play with food, but he only thinks about one thing: murder, murder, and murder. not exactly the brightest tool in the shed.

 So experience, Tinky has tecnically been killing for a longer time than Henry has been saving, Henry is still somewhat new to having full control of his form and Tinky has enough of a hunter instict to constantly trick people and play with them. It doesn't matter much but i guess i'm going with Tinky.

Resistances
Bulk has consistently shown a resistance to electricity, which, if you couldn't tell, is mighty helpful considering one of Tinky's main attacks relies on electricity. Tinky doesn't have any resistance quite like this that completely nullifies one of Bulk's abilities. Granting Bulk the point here.

Wincons
Wincons were...surprisingly hard to find here. The Bulk is way too durable and strong to be killed; the regeneration certainly didn't help. And Tinky is way too fucking fast for Bulk to do anything at all; catching a 10 ft tall purple guy teleporting around at the speed of lightning is an immense challenge. An early wincon we thought of was simply waiting for The Bulk to turn back. But here's the thing. After Henry mastered the form, he became able to switch anytime, which means he can hide away in the Bulk, basically forever. Bulk one-shots, but Tinky is too fast, which brings us to our last point.

Final Thoughts...
After all of this research, I'm...actually not sure who wins this. On one side, Bulk is strong enough to unironically kill Tinky in one punch (man), but like, how tf is he going to catch him? The gap in speed is so high, to the point catching him is not an option either, and Tinky is not killing Bulk either because of his sheer durability and healing factor. Even if Tinky did kill Bulk, he would just come back. In the end, the real winner was the friends we made along the way. This Battle is a draw...

Advantages and Disadvantages
The Bulk
Advantages:
  • Massively Stronger and more Durable
  • Failed Serum and Cure can bypass durability
  • Can keep his Bulk form for as long as he wants
  • Resists electrical attacks
  • Way smarter
  • Resurrection and Healing would make it almost impossible for Tinky to kill him
Disadvantages:
  • Slower
  • But he will never get a chance to use them
  • Can't catch Tinky
  • Less Experienced
Tinky Winky
Advantages:
  • Massively Faster
  • More Experienced
  • Greater Variety of HAX
  • Can't get tired due to already being dead
  • Invisibily makes him impossible to find
  • A Symbol of Pure Lust
Disadvantages:
  • Way Weaker and less Durable
  • Can't harm Bulk
  • Dumber
  • Could get outsmarted
  • Lighting Manipulation is useless
Final Tally
The Amazing Bulk (4): Ratador, DX, JustCallMeLight, Battlegrounds

Tinky Winky (4): 1qwedt, SonicDebater1924, Fnaf fan_1234, KobeHydra211

Barney The Purple Dinosaur (1): _GhostOfHollownest_

Some Quick Words...
Well, hope you enjoyed our first Bonus Blog, it was a lot of fun to make this and hopefully we can get another one out soon, especially since the main blog will probably take a while, speaking of which, i wanted to talk about some updates around some blogs we have been working on.

Starting with The Little Prince Blog, this has been worked on since Sans vs Judge, it's a massive character blog covering the entire 82 years of the character. I'm mostly doing this one alone, it's a very personal story for me, one of the first storys i have ever read. This has been a...weird journey, since we are doing a composite, we have found some very unusual adaptations. Form Kaiju Snakes to Actual Satan. Hopefully we can get this out soon enough.

But i know what you are here to hear about. You want news about Jimmy vs Dextar. To be honest...research is slow, we haven't even touched Dextar yet and we've only covered like 20% of Jimmy's arsenal. This was announced a few months ago and there is still a long way to go, but we are trying to dig deep on this blog, finding things that most people didn't even know existed, we were able to do that with Bulk. so we're going to try to do that with this Blog, Any help is appreciated.

If you want to Help me with this or any future Matchup,just reach me on Discord. _hallownest__93103 or reddit

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